[Mulder]

If guilty of the alleged crime, there is nothing wrong with this deranged butt-monkey that can't be fixed by a rope, a small body of water, and a large bag of bricks.

[SoDak]

Or an on/off switch.

[DWSUWF]

"...If guilty of the alleged crime, there is nothing wrong with this deranged butt-monkey that can't be fixed by a rope, a small body of water, and a large bag of bricks..."

Don't underestimate the entertainment value offered by a very small bag of bricks in situations like this...