[antiliberal]

"Damn proud liberal"? Exactly what are you proud of?

See, this is why I hug my kids all the time. When they grow up starved for attention, this is what you end up with. I can just picture this loser: Copper hair, tattoo on neck, bolt through the eyebrow, no job due to a useless liberal arts degree and/or stupidity, or any combination thereof.

[F.J. Mitchell]

But no tongue jewelry-can't pierce a forked tongue.