[The Great Satan]

Adds a 2000 Gore backer: "If he's on a book tour and people aren't even buying his book, maybe it tells him something. But is he able to look himself in the mirror and admit that?"

Don't forget that evil right-wing billionaires are probably bribing people not to buy Al's book. You've got to look at people's underlying intentions, not the actual book sales.

[Miss Marple]

Yes, you must look at intentions. Many book purchasers mistakenly bought The Heart is a Lonely Hunter, Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee, and Heart of Darkness. Since every sale should count, those totals should be added to Gore's column.

[Quilla]

Don't forget that evil right-wing billionaires are probably bribing people not to buy Al's book.

Remember now, that's wealthy billionaires.