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Beware of Drunk Elks
Fun Reports ^ | 2002-12-04 | Delfi

Posted on 12/04/2002 8:54:06 AM PST by Jasonconley

Norwegian specialists in the field of environmental protection warn that there are drunk elks wandering around the woods of Norway in connection with the snowless weather. Many animals suffer from intoxication from eating over-fermented fruit. Apples that fall down from apple trees are then covered with a thick layer of snow and elks can not reach the fruit. However, this winter has had almost no snow in Norway, so elks simply eat tons of the fruit and enjoy its effects.

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Front Page News; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: booze; elks; moosewatch
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"Hold muh beer 'n watch this!" PING....

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21 posted on 12/04/2002 9:27:37 AM PST by mhking
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To: dighton
LOL! I didn't think of that. :)
22 posted on 12/04/2002 9:27:48 AM PST by Jasonconley
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To: BlueLancer
That is an insult to all moose everywhere.
23 posted on 12/04/2002 9:29:55 AM PST by Sparta
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To: BlueLancer
"Probably makes it much easier for them to steal your cheese."

That must be the French moose you're talking about.
24 posted on 12/04/2002 9:31:11 AM PST by Sparta
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To: mhking
See Also: Drunken moose alert in southern Norway


25 posted on 12/04/2002 9:39:16 AM PST by chance33_98
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To: Jasonconley

I'm Bullwinkle J. Moose and I'm an Alcoholic, {Urp!!}


26 posted on 12/04/2002 9:52:30 AM PST by Young Werther
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To: Jasonconley
What is the exact difference between elk and moose?

The spelling...... ;-)

28 posted on 12/04/2002 11:19:24 AM PST by b4its2late
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To: Jasonconley
Drunken Rotary Club members are pretty bad too, but watch out for drunken Masons! they are the worse...
29 posted on 12/04/2002 11:24:14 AM PST by chilepepper
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To: b4its2late
What is the exact difference between elk and moose?

The spelling......;-)

Spelled Alg of course...


30 posted on 12/04/2002 11:25:55 AM PST by archy
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To: chilepepper
...watch out for drunken Masons! they are the worse...

Indeed, especially when they clumsily drop a brick from above, or drunkenly slip and fall from high scaffolding.


31 posted on 12/04/2002 11:30:24 AM PST by archy
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To: babaloo999
are you the tourist guy??????????????????????????
32 posted on 12/04/2002 2:47:33 PM PST by exmoor
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To: archy
Spelled Alg of course...

In Swedish, at least, the a has two dots over it, ä, so it's pronounced more like our short e. And the g at the end is pronounced almost like our y. So älg is pronounced kind of like elly. Linguistically, the word is related to our elk.

A few months ago, I saw some of these critters on my cousin's farm in Sweden (not far from the Norwegian border).

33 posted on 12/04/2002 9:53:48 PM PST by Charles Henrickson
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To: Charles Henrickson; spatzie
In Swedish, at least, the a has two dots over it....

Just so,as per the German umlaut, for which I don't know the HTML cheat-code offhand. In Dutch and Afrikaans they're called eland; in Finland it's hirvi, possibly derived from the Lapp word- my resident expert on such things, who I hope enjoyed at least one more out of season steak before passing on, advised me that poaching was still a popular pastime in the Karelean peninsula around Juuka and Nurmes, often with leftover WWII [Jatkisota] Moisin-Nagan military rifles not otherwise legal for the taking of moose due to their too-small 7,62x53r caliber.

I don't know the word in Norwegian, either, but it's probably more likely a Swedish or Germanic language derivitive than some of the other possibilities. My dad and grandma would have known, but sadly I didn't pick much of it up from them.

-archy-/-

34 posted on 12/05/2002 8:02:14 AM PST by archy
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To: chilepepper
Drunken Rotary Club members are pretty bad too, but watch out for drunken Masons! they are the worse...

LOL, but it's the drunken Optomist Club members that will really run over you.

35 posted on 12/05/2002 8:05:28 AM PST by xJones
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To: chilepepper
And drunken Shriner is a tautology, at least at the parades around here . . .

. . . guess who?

36 posted on 12/05/2002 8:07:58 AM PST by AnAmericanMother
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To: AnAmericanMother
Harding?
37 posted on 12/05/2002 8:12:00 AM PST by glasseye
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To: exmoor
No, but I like cheese.
38 posted on 12/05/2002 8:31:39 AM PST by babaloo999
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To: glasseye
DING! DING! DING! (we have a winner)

Bet you didn't know he was a Shriner (I didn't either until I found that photo while looking for Ray Stevens's song. . . )

39 posted on 12/05/2002 8:41:57 AM PST by AnAmericanMother
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