[Hebrews 11:6]

As I've said before, Hootie ought to make Martha Burk a member and then never let her set foot on the grounds.

[NativeNewYorker]

I don't golf, and I've no love for Bill Gates, but I promise I will not swear in his name the next time one of my Windows boxes crashes. :)

[RightResponse]

Don't think you'll ever hear ol' Martha saying, "Go Cocks!"

[Mr. Mojo]

Bill Gates, who had been campaigning for membership for years.

I thought one is automatically disqualified if one actively campaigns for membership at Augusta?