Posted on 12/03/2002 3:32:24 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
"Lotsa Pain!!"
(To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Box of Rain")
Look out yer palace window...Sodom baby, Right's a comin'...any day!!
Hussein, yer life is wanin'...yer world's collapsin' and bombs're fallin' from the clear blue sky!!
What else you want US to do?!
We'll Slaughter You, You Tyrant Fool!!
This is all a dream Dubyuh dreamed...one harvest moon years ago!!
Crawl out yer palace doorway...Resign Today...Kneel and Pray...
Else you'll DIE in War!!
Maybe you'll die directly...
Or in some Prison where Dwight's been waiting to meet you!!
What do you 'spect US to do...To wait fer you to Kill Again?!!
Boy, please don't be surprised...When You DIE, You Evil Fool!!
Look into Dubyuh's eyes...
RESIGN, you Fool, or you'll be DEAD soon...Right's Gonna RAGE!!
I know it's been sang before...Sodom's been shamed...we'll bomb his homes!!
What did World 'spect US to do...just wait fer fools to launch their nukes?!!
FReedom's OUR Dream, you see...Effete Poltroons Shall Be Dethroned!!
Sodom's a wicked Tyrant... Torturing those who dare to dream...he's an Evil Man!!
Sodom, yer Power'll be Broken...
Yer mind is twisted...yer wars have murdered yer countries' kids!!
What did you expect US to do?!
Just wait fer you to launch yer nukes?!!
Punk, LotsaPain is headin' yer way...and DEATH shall find you SOON!!
Expect Lotsa Pain...Evil Slaughtered!!
Believe it, Right shall FReep ya...if it don't, We'll FReep Limbaugh!!
Bloody Powers, where's yer shame?!!
Clinton's got no power...and Dubyuh don't play no games!!
Sodom'll Feel a Lotta Pain...and he'll know Death's Icy Stare!!
Believe it, we bring FReedom...RATS, ignore US if you dare!!
RATS shall FEAR our Righteous Reign...'cuz Slick Shall be Dwight's late-night mare!!
Such a long, hard Road to Justice, but Right shall fight 'til we're there!!
FReegards...MUD
Actually, the goal was to FReep all ten songs from "American Beauty", but fer a good FRiend and not-too-shabby parodyist in his own right, I'll see what I can do...
"Uncle JimRob's Band!!"
(To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Uncle John's Band")
Folks, the Left's Daze is a gutless haze...don't you listen to Dem Whores!!
'Cuz when RATS Promise Easy Street, there is Danger at yer door!!
Sing this song with me, then you'll know MUD's Right!!
Whoa-oh, what I want to know-oh, is Are RATS Blind?!!
Left's the childkiller's "Choice", my FRiends, better take MUD's advice...
You know RATS're FOOLS by now...Leftist Medyuh's tellin LIES!!
Will you sing with me? Won't you FReep with me?
Whoa-oh, what I want to know-oh, will you FReep with me?!
God damn! Well, I declare, "Do RATS Wanna DIE?!!"
Left's Laws are made fer Tyranny, Right's motto is "Don't Tread On Me!!"
Come hear Ol' JimRob's Band...Winning 'Cuz We're Right!!
Sing and FReep...yer not alone!! We've come to teach the Lib'ral Drones!!
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It's the same story Limbaugh told me, Rush ain't the only one who knows!!
Fight the traitorous scumbag whore'd...RATS' LeftistSpin shan't grow!!
'Tain't the Right that Hates...Clinton FEARS His Fate!!
Whoa-oh, what I want you to know...Prison's where Slime goes!!!
I live in a FairyTale and I call it Mudboy's Cave...
MUD's got him a pianny and I beg you, call the tune!!
Lib'rals call it "choice"...as RATS kill young girls and boys!!
Whoa-oh, what I want you to know-oh...INDICT McAuliffe!!!
Come help Ol' JimRob's band...fightin' fer what's Right!!
Got some things to talk about here inside the Righteous Right
Come hear Mudboy Slim's Band singin' 'cuz we're Right...
Come join our song, you aren't alone, we've come to take OUR Country home!!
Come here Mudboy Slim's Band, playin' 'cuz we're Right!!
Come on along, you ain't alone...Right's come to save the children now!!
Come read Ol' JimRob's Forum...FReepin' 'cuz we can!!
Dethrone RAT's Whore's and teach Left's Drones, we've come to save Left's Ignorant Whore'd!!
Heh heh heh, Sultan, I like it...MUD BTW...the answer to the Missuz' query, "WHY?!" is "'Cuz FReepin' Beats Sleepin'!!"...LOL!!
We abhor Butch Reno...and we'll take Slick Willie down.
Honor 'tis to FReep fer Right till Big Guv'ment's not around.
Ya think I'm funnin' as I make my rhymes...
But friends of Slick Willie ain't no FRiends of mine!!
Leftist HO's defend Slick's Blight...
TREASON's why we FReep tonigh-ight!!
Clinton is Pure Evil, knaves...Slick's snowed RATS' Medyuh shills!!
Cowed the Right from action...let's be Brave and DETHRONE Bill!!
Future's Sunny, but we'll first smite Slime...
No friend of Bill Clinton is a FRiend of mine!!
Leftists know Clinton's not Right...
Justice's why we FReep...tonigh-ight!!
I drove on up to DeeCee...brain-dead Lib'rals fought me there.
Took my hard-earned dollar bill but I vanquished their PUNK, Terry.
Think I'm funnin' but I know what's Right...
DemFriends of Bill Clinton shall be Doin' Time!!
I set goals...ain't 'fraid ta Fight...
Justice's why I FReep tonigh-ight!!!
Got two reasons why I stay awake each lonely night.
The first one's named Sweet Liberty and she's my heart's delight.
Second one is Justice, Willie, Ol' Mudboy's on yer tail!!
And when MUD catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!
Gotta wife and children, Slick, but yer thugs shan't cow me!!!
Broaddrick says Slick raped her, Tom, but Brokaw said, "BITE ME!!!"
Lib'rals' Love Him, but I think Slick's SLIME!!
No friend of Slick Willie shall be FRiends o' mine.
I set goals, ain't 'fraid ta fight...Justice's why MUD FReeps tonight!!!
(BigMan on guitar, Fireman John on mandolin...justa cookin'!!)
Got two reasons why I FReep away each doggone night.
The first one's named Sweet Liberty, my God, I know I'm Right!!
Second one is Justice, Terry, MUD knows yer Sordid Tale...
And when Truth catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!
Gotta wife and children, Bill, and you got Hillary...
Chelsea knows she's not yer child, Webb Hubbell's genes flow free.
Think I'm funnin' but Slick's A$$ is mine!!
No friend of Bill Clinton, boy, Justice Be Thine!!
Bill can roam...but Slick can't hide!!
Justice makes MUD FReep fer Righ-ight!!
Mudboy Slim
BTW...I know where Terry McAuliffe lives...we must FReep him repeatedly until the DNC forces him out as Chairman and John Ashcroft INDICTS the PUNK fer his Campaign Finance and Global Crossing Crimes!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Gonna be a Good Nine Months....MUD
Lib'ralism's DEAD!! And William Blythe Clinton's Legacy Shall Be the De-Legitimization of the DemonRAT Party!!
Nine Months to the Mid-Term Elections...Let's Not Waste a Single Day!!
So Sayeth the Word of...MUD
1 posted on 02/10/2002 2:06 AM EST by Mudboy Slim
If my words did flow...from yer radio like Limbaugh's...
And MUD's tunes were played...on yer M-TeeVee...
Would you hear my views...comin' through the music?!
Would you hold them dear...as if they were yer own?
I can't help myself...my thoughts must be spoken...
Perhaps, they're better left unsung.)8^D!!
Yes, I know...you don't really care...
But FReeper songs'll soon fill the air!!
Ripples in still water...
If YOU feel no sense of loss...YOU have NO SOUL!!
Raise up yer voice...tell Slick why yer angry!!
Once the Truth be told...we will see Slick's End!!
Let it be known, Prison waits fer Clinton...
'Cuz we have Laws, WE'LL CONVICT THIS "man"!!!
Bill must be show'd...this ain't his Country...
Traitors condemned...that'll make things Right!!
And once Slick goes, RAT Dolts shall follow...
Left's graft's well-known...Let Justice Flow!!
Ripples in still water...
When you fail to raise yer voice...no one will know!!
You can choose...to keep yer silence...
But once Slick falls, yer all alone!
If you should stand, God's Might shall guide you...
Yes, we know the way...we will take you home.
La de da da da...la da ah da dubyuh...
La da dahhh da dah da da da dahhhh...
La de da da da...la da ah da dubyuh...
La da dahhh da dah da da da dahhhh...
FReegards...MUD
BTW, Sean...good interview with Ace and Gene, but you don't wanna sound too ChurchLady-ish!! IMHO, of course.
Come on, you mind-numbed Lib'rals...with yer heads all hangin' down...
Open up yer minds now...'cuz Ol' Mudboy Slim's in town!!
Come on, Union Workers...Ditch Dem Chi-Com HO's!!
Medyuh's LIED forever...Big Guv'ment wastes yer money, folks!!
Look out...Look out...fer Mudboy Slim!!
Sings his songs and he fights Left's spin!!
Petty Lib'rals won't have no friends once...
Justice Band FReeps Limbaugh, my FRiends!!
I come up from Richmond where I learned to squawk Left's jive.
When I get done with Willie, Slick'll be DE-LEGITIMIZED!!
Howdy there, Willie BentOne...it seems yer doin swell!!
Once I git me some airtime, I'll sing you straight to Hell!!
Look out...Look out...fer Mudboy Slim!!
Sings his songs, and he fights to win!!
Punk McAwful won't have no friends once...
Mudboy Slim FReeps Limbaugh, my FRiends!!
Oooh-oooh-oooh-oooooh...
Oooh-oooh-oooh-oooooh!!
Come y'all Lib'ral wenches, if you have got the spine...
Join US up in DeeCee, folks...we'll lay it on the line!!
Hand MUD his ol' blues harp...pass Lewinskys roun'!!
Want you to tell everybody you FReep that Mudboy Slim's in town!!
Look out, Lib'rals...RAT Party's DEAD!!
Sing yer songs but RAT Demons're REDS!!
Effete Lib'rals won't have no friends once...
FReeper bands hold Power, my FRiends!!
FReegards...MUD
189 posted on 12/03/2002 5:23 PM EST by Mudboy Slim
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Folks, y'all gotta check out how mentally-unhinged the RATs are becoming...BWAHAHAHA!!
Wonder if Mr. Jenkins gonna be there to see Algore and his mentally-deranged ditzy-bi+c# wife git FReeped...MUD
BTW...you plannin' on FReepin' Algore and his ditzy wife on Saturday?!
free dixie,sw
Hello.
Osama?
He is not here.
OH cut the crap Osama, it's Saddam, I know it's you.
What can I do for you, oh Great One.
You can freaking die, camel breath. You took down those buildings and ticked them off big time, don't you watch westerns? 'Dude's a COWBOY man, says he don't need no posse. And YOU had to go and put a burr under his saddle.
Ah, but Your Excellency, didn't you enjoy the frightened look on the faces of the infidels when their big buildings were collapsing? Ooh, and those people jumping from the windows?
If you were here I would personally THROW your dune pooping, sand sucking, sheep humping, camel jockey, cave rat a$$ right out of my palace window into the moat of PIG FAT! You have brought the wrath of the cowboy upon us thinking he was like the other one. What an idiot you are and now I have to pay for your stupidity.And don't bother crying to Arafat, I talked with him and he's already trying to get some kids to strap on the bombs and go find you, bin-braindead. And let me tell you another thing....
Click.
In all fairness to Osama, we must acknowledge that his understanding of what's going on in America is derived almost solely from European stations and our own Clinton News Network, and CNN eschews the Truth in favor of their Leftist FantasyLand, wherein Dubyuh was portrayed as a imbecilic BOOB!! Now, both Sodom and Osama know better, but it's too friggin' late fer both!!
FReegards...MUD
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