Your whole problem is that you don't speak your mind. ;-)
I have been told that once before, and a rebirthing effort consisting of a very hot and wet blanket that would deprive me of oxygen was suggested by a poster on another venue.
Acting as a suggestee, I offered another suggestion for the suggestor relating to a very Moorish delight, a.k.a. the Wunnerful "Mare of Steel", but am afraid that it either went over their/its head...
or was already beneath them...