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The Balsamic Nation and the Hidden Valley Ranch— both sides make concessions . . .
1) Iceberg is never to be used
2) croutons are full of salt and hydrogenated fats and must be banned altogether
3) a moratorium is issued on Mrs. Dash.
2 Posted on 05/30/2001 09:56:54 PDT by stanz
But this completely overlooks the legitimate aspirations of the homeless Parmesans for their own autonomous state.
3 Posted on 05/30/2001 10:03:44 PDT by Noumenon
I hear the Arugulans and the Bibs are demanding that they be shredded, not cut.
12 Posted on 05/30/2001 10:12:53 PDT by sinkspur
I heard that they sent the paramedics to pick up the romaines . . .
13 Posted on 05/30/2001 10:14:15 PDT by Central Scrutiniser
To: Central Scrutiniser
Yes, the romaines have always been discriminated against. I’ll bet they are green with envy when they keep hearing about all the hype the verdicchios get.
17 Posted on 05/30/2001 10:16:47 PDT by stanz