[rabidralph]

Victim: "He nailed my head to the floor!"

Policeman: "Nailed your head to the floor?!"
Some Monty Python sketch I don't completely remember.

[mitchbert]

The Piranha Brothers. Doug and Dinsdale.

[blackdog]

That would be o'l Dinsdale. "He was really a nice guy Dinsy was, when it was the holiday season and me mother was comin to visit, o'l Dinsy just nailed me head to the coffee table instead. Swell guy o'l Dinsy"