[Dubya]

Happy Birthday

A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?"


She said, "I'd love to be ten again."

On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off
they went to a theme park.

He put her on every ride in the park - the Death Slide, the Screaming
Loop, the Wall of Fear. Everything there was, she had a go.

She staggered out of the theme park five hours later, her head reeling
and her stomach upside down.

Into McDonald's they went, where she was given a Double Big Mac with
extra fries and a strawberry shake.

Then off to a theater to see Star Wars along with more burgers, popcorn,
cola and sweets.

At last she staggered home with her husband and collapsed into bed.

Her husband leaned over and asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being
ten again?"

One eye opened and she groaned, "Actually I meant dress size."

[Dubya]

"A Thanksgiving Prayer"

For all the blessings throughout my life, That I have received with grace, I thank you Lord, for all you've done, For guiding me through life's chase. I've called Your name so many times, In the darkness of the night, And many times I would have stumbled, If it weren't for Your loving light. I thank You Lord, for the angels you sent, To watch over me when I was lost. They cleared my mind of cluttered thoughts, And saved me from life's cost. You gave me family and You gave me friends, Gifts I'm not sure I deserve. But You knew more than I ever would, I'd need them through the curves.
But most of all Dear Lord I pray, I thank You for Your love, Your kindness, Your grace, Your blessed hand, And my eternal home above. I look so forward to the day I'll stand, Beside Your heavenly throne, Give thanks to You, my God almighty, For never letting me walk alone.