[MadIvan]

Out of all the lame brain criminal schemes I've seen, this one is among the more stupid.

Regards, Ivan

[MadIvan]

Bump!

[Brett66]

If his bum did not sit, you must acquit!

[tet68]

Now if it had been consentual sex, that would have been a different cup of beer.

What kind of accountant loans a client's wife three hundred and thirty thousand pounds.
I don't think we have all the evidence just yet.

Can we say the accountant was smothered by debt?
Crushed by the weight of his mistake?

[mhking]

"Hold muh beer 'n watch this!" PING....

If you want on or off this list, please let me know!

[TomB]

"No time for desert, I have to meet my accountant."

[FreedomPoster]

>>She had allegedly borrowed £330,000 from the accountant, saying that she needed the money for a compensation claim in America. She told him that in return she would give him £16.5 million of the £45 million she expected to win.

That's pretty much the Nigerian Scam!

[Semi Civil Servant]

There is a scene in "The Producers" where the hefty actor Zero Mostel is jumping up and down over his screaming, hysterical accountant, Gene Wilder.

Life imitates art.

[APBaer]

Dumbkoff!!

It's crunch the *numbers*,
not crunch the number cruncher!

[farmfriend]

So he accidentally fell on the guy but then laid there for 5 minutes until he was dead? Sure he did.

[DeaconBenjamin]

He ain't heavy, he's my client.....

[tjg]

Where did this "hold my beer" thing come from and what exactly does it mean?

[SoCal Pubbie]

Deutchland uber alles!

[altair]

Interesting article. I've wondered about something related. I know that the biggest Sumo wrestlers (up to ~500lbs) are married and I worry about their wives. What if they accidentally flopped over on top of them while they were sleeping? I wonder if that's actually happened before. Stay safe Mrs. Akebono.