These could be reasons you FINALLY lost your job at Toy R Us.......
Every time you were passed over for a promotion, you stuck your head in an Easy Bake Oven and threatened to "end it all."
You got caught adding a garage to your house using embezzled Leggo bricks.
You went overboard with your GI Joe Militia display by adding the Tonka truck full of fertilizer.
The "My Little Taxidermy Kit" (with starter squirrel) is not selling.
Got caught doing your Dolly Parton impression with basketballs.
Your sales display, "Barbie's Struggle for Survival in Post-Nuclear Holocaust Malibu" was not exactly an overwhelming success.
Regardless of the question, you answer, "Beat it, kid -- I'm on break."
"Jaws of life" were needed to pull your knees out of your chest after you jack-knifed a Big Wheel.
hehehehehehehe...........snicker........giggle........
