[tomkow6]

Top Ten Things that Sound Dirty at Thanksgiving but Aren't...

10. "Just reach in and grab the giblets."

9. "Whew...that's one terrific spread!"

8. "I am in the mood for a little dark meat!"

7. "Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist."

6. "Talk about a HUGE breast!"

5. "And he forces his way into the end zone!"

4. "She's 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 men to
hold her down."

3. "It's cool whip time!"

2. "If I don't unbutton my pants, I am going to burst!"

. . . and the number one thing that sounds dirty at
Thanksgiving but isn't . .

1. "It must be broken 'cause when I push on the tip, nothing
squirts out."

[tomkow6]

A new TV game show in Hollywood had many contestants
who were beautiful, but they weren't necessarily too smart. On
one show, one such woman was extremely nervous, but tried
to make the best of her performance.

The host asked, "Who was the first man, for one thousand
dollars?"

She responded, "The first man was Peter, my postman, but
he only paid me one hundred dollars!"