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To: ijcr
I was thinking the same thing. There are so many "sidewalk surprises" in San Fransicko that there would be no way to ride one of these things for more than a block before you would spin out in a pile of bum droppings, probably to end up face down in a puddle of bum urine, before having your pockets picked by a posse of bums.

Not to mention, could you see the performance put on by the first bum who got touched by one of these things? "Oh, the pain, oh, the agony" they would scream as they writhed on the ground after having their hair mussed by the breeze created as you went by. Next thing you know five lawyers are giving the bastard their business cards and then you end up in court being sued for everything you own.

No, San Fransicko made the right decision by banning Segways from their sidewalks.
57 posted on 11/26/2002 7:33:46 PM PST by Billy_bob_bob
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To: Billy_bob_bob
Next thing you know five lawyers are giving the bastard their business cards and then you end up in court being sued for everything you own.

Yeah, that's another excellent point. Are the operators going to be required to have liability insurance? Are they actually going to allow them to operate on the sidewalks without it? Because, I'm sorry, I know it's frowned upon in conservative circles in general, and I'm not looking to get rich off of some damned Mississippi jury or what-have-you, but if I'm out enjoying an ice cream with my cute little three-year-old daugther, strolling our way to the zoo, and some idiot a**hole yuppie on a Segway, a cell phone and the sidewalk runs her down and kills her, I'm not only suing him bankrupt, I'm going to do my best to get him prosecuted for criminally neglegent homicide - if, in fact, I don't strangle him to death with his own tie on the spot.

What? I should be looking after my kid? Uh, I was. I was holding her hand. We were walking on the sidewalk. How exactly is it my fault? Oh, I see - we should've been on a Segway too. Great.

As far as I'm concerned, if people want to ride the things, fine. Couldn't care less, and I'm sure they'll serve all manner of useful purposes. But I think they should be required to use the bike lanes - and if these don't exist, then I guess it's up to Segway Inc., and their ridership, to make them happen. Of course, that's much more expensive and difficult than just appropriating the sidewalks, though, isn't it, Segway?

62 posted on 11/26/2002 7:53:36 PM PST by Objective Reality
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