[Paradox]

Nice article, my version would be decidedly shorter, however.

"Knock knock knock"

"Who is it?"

"Invitation to meet Allah!"

"Hah, Achmed, veddy funny...... AHAHHAAAAAA!"

"Boom"

[FlyingA]

Thanks Paradox

[AFreeBird]

BUMP to both the long and short articles. :-))