You impudent, ungrateful whelp! You ought to be forced to spend the rest of your life running a business to Uncle's every whim, no matter how irrational and contradictory, and woebetide you if you EVER displease your God--said God being the jackass in a cheap suit from the Internal Revenue Service, Environmental Protection Agency, Occupational Safety and Health Administration, and any other 3 or 4-letter agency.