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FCC TARGET FEMININE HYGIENE COMMERCIALS
WWW.BSNN.NET ^ | 11-25-02 | MISTY HYMAN

Posted on 11/25/2002 7:08:24 AM PST by KLT

FCC Targets Feminine Hygiene Commercials

By Misty Hymen
BSNN.net Headline News

WASHINGTON — A top FCC official called for an overhaul of the government's broadcast indecency standard as hundreds of complaints flooded his office about the increasing number of embarrassing feminine hygiene commercials.

Michael Kahpewlaytes, one of five commissioners at the Federal Communications Commission, urged the agency to revise the definition of indecency and also look into whether it should be expanded to protect children, and adult men, from uncomfortably graphic feminine hygiene commercials.

"Thanks to the Clinton Administration it’s hard enough to raise children today without Madison Avenue making it more difficult with explicit and embarrassing hygiene commercials," Kahpewlaytes said. "As a father I know the untold horror of watching television with your son, only to be interrupted by a maxi-pad commercial. The next thing you know he's asking, 'daddy, what's a special wetness protection shield do?'."

Under his proposal, Kahpewlayte said the FCC would give advertising industry leaders a six-hour deadline to adopt voluntary controls over their advertising. If not, he warned the FCC would take action on the grounds of "tasteless advertising."

"We’re calling for industry self-restraint," Kahpewlayte said. "It’s not about censorship, it’s about being able to watch a game with the guys and not be reminded of why you left the house that morning in the first place."

Federal indecency rules bar the broadcast of obscene material and limit the airing of indecent material that contains sexual or excretory references in a patently offensive manner.

"Clearly feminine hygiene commercials meet this criteria," Kahpewlaytes argues.

A spokesman for Advertising Age seemed incredulous saying, "This is just another example of the Federal Government wanting to control our lives. What's next? A ban on hemorrhoid ointment commercials? And what about those awful ads for 'Zim's Crack Cream'?"

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BWAHAHAHAHAHA! I really need to build a bathroom closer to my PC...
1 posted on 11/25/2002 7:08:24 AM PST by KLT
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To: KLT
Don't these people have anything better to do?


2 posted on 11/25/2002 7:10:38 AM PST by unixfox
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To: KLT
Misty is no doubt related to Buster. <|:)~
3 posted on 11/25/2002 7:12:22 AM PST by martin_fierro
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To: KLT
It's funny - but dude! Very often I find myself trying to catch up on current events while eating dinner, only to be interrupted by some woman talking about her yeast infection. Yaaarghh!

I can't stand those commercials!

4 posted on 11/25/2002 7:15:07 AM PST by wideawake
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To: KLT
'Zim's Crack Cream'...

anyone remember butt crack putty from the Man Show?

5 posted on 11/25/2002 7:16:42 AM PST by stainlessbanner
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To: KLT
...FCC would give advertising industry leaders a six-hour deadline...

LOL. It wasn't until I got to that part that I looked up at the source. Thanks for posting this.

6 posted on 11/25/2002 7:21:22 AM PST by Bob
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To: KLT
In civilized Muslim countries, they implement FCC like restrictions by hanging burning tires on the necks of passing strangers.
7 posted on 11/25/2002 7:21:40 AM PST by jlogajan
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To: wideawake
I can't stand those commercials!

Me too. Which is why I boycott those products.

Wait a minute, I am a guy.

8 posted on 11/25/2002 7:21:43 AM PST by MinorityRepublican
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To: wideawake
"Very often I find myself trying to catch up on current events while eating dinner, only to be interrupted by some woman talking about..."

Ahh, for the good old days when they only mentioned that "Not-so-fresh feeling". :)

9 posted on 11/25/2002 7:21:46 AM PST by Constitution Day
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To: KLT
While we're at it, let's get rid of the commercials about jock itch, too. :-)
10 posted on 11/25/2002 7:22:34 AM PST by Nea Wood
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To: wideawake
PSA: I appoligise in advance for the following but I coundn't resist

"only to be interrupted by some woman talking about her yeast infection."

Whats the big deal here so what if her bread products have turned moldy, just through the offending stuff out & get more!

11 posted on 11/25/2002 7:24:53 AM PST by SERE_DOC
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To: KLT
Here's hoping the viagra commercials are next.
12 posted on 11/25/2002 7:25:12 AM PST by mombonn
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While we're at it, let's get rid of the commercials about jock itch, too. :-)

Oh yes, men and their jock itch....anybody got some Cruex...LOL

14 posted on 11/25/2002 7:26:55 AM PST by KLT
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To: martin_fierro
Misty is no doubt related to Buster

OK martin, is this a dirty hyman remark.....BWAHAHAHAHA!

15 posted on 11/25/2002 7:28:03 AM PST by KLT
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To: Maggie Hinnom
every bit as real as the FCC commissioner's name...
16 posted on 11/25/2002 7:28:06 AM PST by ArrogantBustard
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To: Maggie Hinnom
No, Maggie...I'm sure it's Nathan Porter...This is satire....Great Satire
17 posted on 11/25/2002 7:29:26 AM PST by KLT
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To: KLT
We will know Sanity is coming back, when all these female genital products are OFF the air, and Liquor such as Jack Daniels is back ON the air!
18 posted on 11/25/2002 7:29:45 AM PST by crystalk
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To: ArrogantBustard
I have to admit i was taken in, and was about to start complaining about the TROJANMAN commercials on DC101!!
19 posted on 11/25/2002 7:30:04 AM PST by xsmommy
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To: MinorityRepublican
Me too. Which is why I boycott those products.

Wait a minute, I am a guy.

Well, guys need feminine products....You get PMS don't you?

20 posted on 11/25/2002 7:31:33 AM PST by KLT
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