Folks, here's the story 'bout Tillie the Tooter,
She was a red hot hoochie coocher,
She was the roughest, toughest frail,
But Tillie had a lawyer who could not fail...
Hidey-hidey-hidey-ho!
Attn: name collectors and limerick aficionados.
Folks, here's the story 'bout Tillie the Tooter,
She was a red hot hoochie coocher,
She was the roughest, toughest frail,
But Tillie had a lawyer who could not fail...
Hidey-hidey-hidey-ho!
There was an old gal Tille Tooter
Who was a most hapless commuter
She flipped the guard rail
For three days she did wail
And once saved, sleazy lawyers then wooed her