Easy. You say; "I'm the President of the United States of America and I am bound by my oath of office to protect it's citizens. Since the WOT is an absolute joke without securing our borders, I'm going to do what even a majority of legal Hispanics want done, and ensure that only people that follow the laws of our country enter it".
"Further, I'm firing Carl Rove because he's an effen baby booming, self centered, un-American scumbag who puts political gamesmanship above the well being of the people who make this country work."
Thought your little quip and picture of me being a night watchman on a similar thread last night humorous.
Not quite the big leagues of humor, just yet though, but keep on trying, someday you may exit the minors of humor and politics.
Gotta go, have other things to do(like sleep), can't monitor FR 24 hours a day like you do, but like I stated before keep on trucking dude. One never knows what one can accomplish in America with hard work and gumption, even those hated, by your standards, hispanics.