If you're not laughing your ass off at this, check your pulse; there's a chance that you're as dead as the Wooden One himself.
Bravo, Rand Simberg!
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This is too funny... maybe Amazon will just list the Gorebatross's book on its home page to bump up lagging sales. It'll be a hotfire bestseller by then! ;-)