Sean Hannity mentions Hillary's Pantsuit

11/22/2002 | MP5

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Sean Hannity, speaking about Hillary Clinton, said "she can wear those pantsuits, that same pink blouse.." He didn't mention old crusty, but sounds like he may have been lurking again. LOL

[Cobra64]

I heard it too. I was very surprised! He should have mentioned the "crusty old pantsuit" without the inuendo that it's never been washed.

[camle]

el pingerino

[Slipjack]

Need to how they Melted her down to pour it into any Pant Suites without Stinking up the Country with her Foul Smell...

[Vidalia]

"Dammit, it was mine in the first place, I've taken it back, and I'm gonna keep it..."

[andy_card]

Certainly glad Hannity's taking the high road. Wouldn't want anybody to resort to attacking taste in fashion, liberals' line of last resort (c.f. what they did with Katherine Harris).

< /sarcasm>

[joesnuffy]

[John Lenin]

And Chelsea is a Sex Symbol. If you are a liberal.

[Charles Henrickson]

Hillary looks like a million dollars. . . .

A fat wad of Bill's.

[Jambe]

Hilde-beast should wear more black - she'd blend into the background better - easier on the eyes!

[Jambe]

By the way, she's got a set of legs like a Hippo!

[Solamente]

Jeez! I've seen better legs on a piano!

[Slewfoot]

Notice how communist leaders like to wear uniforms. Most pictures you see of Stalin, Castro or Mao they are in uniform.
Hillary chose to model her uniform after the black pajamas of the Viet Cong since they won their war with America.

[FrdmLvr]

Speaking of Hillery, can anyone tell me if she ever published that book she got a million dollar advance on? Was it both Bill and Hill, or just her? It was a year ago, wasn't it?

[Charles Henrickson]

CRUSTY THE PANTSUIT
Tune: "Frosty the Snowman"

Crusty the pantsuit
Was like clothes that you'd discard,
With a sweat-stained top
And a stretched-out butt
And two legs that smelled like lard.

Crusty the pantsuit
Was pulled out most ev'ry day.
As she put it on,
Hilly sang this song:
"Black is slimming, so they say."

She must have bought the pantsuit from
A wizard or an elf,
For when she took it off at night,
It stood up all by itself!
Oh . . .

Crusty the pantsuit
Was a fashion felony,
But the Freepers say,
"We can laugh and play
With these threads on Hillary."

Frumpety frump frump,
Frumpety frump frump,
Look at Crusty glow.

Rumpety rump rump,
Rumpety rump rump,
Over the Hill we go!

Charlie Henrickson

[Charles Henrickson]

PANTSUIT IN THE WIND
Tune: "Candle in the Wind"

Hello, Crusty Queen,
Though you never cleaned it at all,
You had the guts to wear your suit
While those around you crawled.
They crawled out of the odor
And they kept on holding their nose,
They shouted from a distance
And they begged you, "Change your clothes."

And it seems to me you wore your clothes
Like a pantsuit in the wind,
Never knowing what to change to
When the stains set in.
And I would have liked to have worn one,
But it would make me ill.
Your perfume wore out long before
Your pantsuit ever will.

Charlie Henrickson

[Atlas Sneezed]

(Funny Ping)

Charles, those are both gems!

(I was hoping you would have fit "upwind" or "downwind" into the lyrics of the second. Perhaps another verse.)

[mountaineer]

Would that be Ol' Crusty (Black) or Ol' Crusty (Yellow)?

[mountaineer]

Oops, forgot Ol' Blue: