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Laptop burns boffin's penis
SMH Australia ^ | 11/22/02 | AFP

Posted on 11/21/2002 6:00:07 PM PST by dep

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oh my.
1 posted on 11/21/2002 6:00:07 PM PST by dep
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What's a boffin?
2 posted on 11/21/2002 6:01:35 PM PST by NYC GOP Chick
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OOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
3 posted on 11/21/2002 6:02:44 PM PST by Dan from Michigan
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boffin
4 posted on 11/21/2002 6:02:54 PM PST by hole_n_one
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To: dep
Likely story, more likely he turned the heat up too high on his friendly blowup playmate.
5 posted on 11/21/2002 6:03:23 PM PST by jwalsh07
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Thanks! :)
6 posted on 11/21/2002 6:03:35 PM PST by NYC GOP Chick
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Hmm...painful blisters...antibiotics...yeh, right - "honey, I got this...uh...uh...uh, from writing a report on my laptop. Yeah, that's it..."
7 posted on 11/21/2002 6:04:15 PM PST by Billthedrill
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boffin n : (British slang) a scientist or technician engaged in military research
8 posted on 11/21/2002 6:04:24 PM PST by dep
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I see. Laptops should never be used on your lap (top)!
9 posted on 11/21/2002 6:04:32 PM PST by BigBobber
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Hold Muh ???? (insert word here) Alert!
10 posted on 11/21/2002 6:04:49 PM PST by MotleyGirl70
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Um... one hour and he dosen't notice 1st and 2nd degree burns on his winky?

Either he was also drinking for the hour, or something more embarrasing caused his injuries.

Too bad, he almost made the Darwin awards.
11 posted on 11/21/2002 6:05:08 PM PST by NY.SS-Bar9
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haha!
12 posted on 11/21/2002 6:06:21 PM PST by hole_n_one
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He didnt know he was burning his penis until he woke up with blisters yea ok sure
13 posted on 11/21/2002 6:07:02 PM PST by TheRedSoxWinThePennant
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Why would anyone pick on Poles while swedes exist?
14 posted on 11/21/2002 6:08:09 PM PST by Righty1
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Laptop burns boffin's bufoon's penis
15 posted on 11/21/2002 6:09:10 PM PST by ATOMIC_PUNK
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Did you see this one?

Heck of a lap dance.........

16 posted on 11/21/2002 6:09:41 PM PST by b4its2late
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Sure honey, I got those sores on my (aherm) private parts from....oh yeah...uh...from the laptop, that's it!

17 posted on 11/21/2002 6:10:34 PM PST by OldCorps
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"Laptop burns boffin's penis"

I think the story was wrong, sounds like he was attempting to have sex with the hard drive, and it was infected with a computer virus, therefore the blisters. LOL

18 posted on 11/21/2002 6:10:35 PM PST by A CA Guy
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Warning:

The Surgeon Gener'al has determin-ed dat continue-ed used of a lapa tope-a

can may be badda for a Swedish Penises.All other nationalities are determin-ed

plenty smart enough move it before such occurrence.

19 posted on 11/21/2002 6:11:10 PM PST by DainBramage
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my thought was more along the lines of "swedish researcher will not do any boffin anytime soon."

dep

20 posted on 11/21/2002 6:11:23 PM PST by dep
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