I'll take a look at it in a bit, but I gotta get snopercod in here cuz he'll get a goooood hawhaw out of it.
Actually, I didn't think it was funny at all, since I own a few shares of XOM. I've been looking for a good excuse to dump them, and this is it. (I'll wait until January 1st, though - taxes, you know.)
And memo to editor: You misspelled "unholy" in the first sentence.