LIBERALISM
IF YOU ARE LAZY, IT OFFERS A HANDOUT.
IF YOU ARE STUPID, IT DUMBS DOWN YOUR COMPETITION.
IF YOU ARE WORTHLESS, IT OFFERS (FALSE) SELF-ESTEEM.
IF YOU ARE CONFUSED, IT SAYS THAT CERTAINTY IS THE REAL CONFUSION.
IF YOU ARE EVIL, IT OFFERS A DENIAL OF GUILT.
IF YOU ARE A LIAR, IT OFFERS A DENIAL OF THE EXISTENCE OF TRUTH.
IF YOU ARE A HOMOSEXUAL, IT CALLS YOUR SICKNESS NORMAL AND HEALTHY.
IF YOU ARE A PORNOGRAPHER, IT CALLS YOUR FILTHY EXPLOITATION FREEDOM OF SPEECH.
IF YOU ARE A SLAVE TO SIN, IT NAMES YOUR SHACKLES, FREEDOM.
IF YOU ARE A COWARD, IT OFFERS ITS OWN FALSE SECURITY.
DEATH TO LIBERALISM