Aw, can't I have a LITTLE fun with the Village Idiot first?
No. Sorry. Any Villiage Idiot who intentionally undermines his own argument by bringing up Admiral Kimmel deserves the neat hiding that you gave him, but nothing else. Any other conversation with Toucan Sam is a waste of time.
However, other than that, Tuco needs to be avoided and he needs to have his Condi Rice Blow-Up Doll confiscated.
Be Seeing You,
Chris