[F.J. Mitchell]

HIs DAddy was a Senator-that beats hell out of being born rich, but he was born rich too. Poor little rich Senator's boy-born with a silver gavel in his mouth, and his daddies boot up his ass, punting him through the goal post to the Whitehouse-too bad the wind was blowing ninty miles an hour toward the left side of the goal and Al landed in the sanitary land field, way out in the boon docks. (my apologies to the lame alleged to be comic strip by the same name that would love to see Al in the Oval office-he is just as black as Clinton after all-maybe more so.

[MadIvan]

Al Gore is just plain strange though. I've been saying to Apes about how there is no "real" Gore - but have you noticed how absolutely everything about him seems forced? His grin is forced out of his face, his sentences are forced out of his mouth, he forces himself to stand a certain way. No wonder he sweats so much - it's just pure exertion from forcing himself this way and that.

Yet he came very close to being President of the United States. Scary.

Regards, Ivan