[ApesForEvolution]

Will the real algore please stand up?

[MadIvan]

Will the real algore please stand up?

You're assuming there is a "real" Al Gore. He's probably 50% Polyester and 50% Other. ;)

Regards, Ivan

[F.J. Mitchell]

Only Tipper will ever see,
the real Al Gore and then just briefilee,
first thing in the morning just before he
rids himself of last evenings tea-
from that point on,even seers can't see
what today Algore will be
nor proclaim his destinee,
except for what is plain to see
Our President he will never be!