I've had to explain that I lost my a$$ at a casino once but I think losing your balls at a golf course is considerably harder to explain.
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Yep. When you lose big at the casino, you can hopefully tell your wife that you can work some overtime to make up for it. How do you make up for losing your balls at the golf course, or even explain it?
("Well, honey, it was like this. My buddies and I were drinking heavily and they gave me $50 to use the ball washer to wash something that it wasn't designed to wash. One thing led to another...")