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DFU SONG: P.S. I Love You (toaster for Hillary) 11-18-02
DFU SONG PARODIES | 11-2002 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 11/18/2002 3:45:46 PM PST by doug from upland

MIDI - P.S. I LOVE YOU

Mariela did it…she confessed, it's true
So, Hillary, we are sending…this toaster to you

To brown bread we know that you can use it
You could also abuse it
This toaster's for you…you…you…you

With young girls your Bill was copulative
It's time to get creative
This toaster's for you…you…you…you

It is bright and shiny…look at that sharp edge
So when he comes to visit…hide behind the hedge

There's a lesson taught by Mariela
Learn how to greet your fella
This toaster's for you…you…you…you

It is bright and shiny…(ha ha ha)…look at that sharp edge…(ha ha ha ha ha ha)
So when he comes to visit…(ha ha ha)…hide behind the hedge

With young girls your Bill was copulative
It's time to get creative
This toaster's for you…you…you…you
You, you, you…just for you


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Constitution/Conservatism; Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; Government; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: book; hillary; lamp; toaster; yougogirl

1 posted on 11/18/2002 3:45:46 PM PST by doug from upland
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To: All
Mariela and the TOASTER STORY.
2 posted on 11/18/2002 3:48:00 PM PST by doug from upland
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To: dutchess; Looking4Truth; solzhenitsyn; Paul Atreides; rockfish59; StarFan; RobFromGa; whoever; ...
Ping.
3 posted on 11/18/2002 4:08:42 PM PST by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland
Bwahahahah. Need this laugh as I listen to Woodward on LKL who is making my blood boil.
4 posted on 11/18/2002 6:08:31 PM PST by StarFan
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To: doug from upland
Another perfect one, dude!
5 posted on 11/18/2002 6:59:43 PM PST by Revolting cat!
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To: doug from upland
Too funny!
6 posted on 11/18/2002 7:45:07 PM PST by TX Bluebonnet
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