[wideawake]

His mother was so proud of her Mexican heritage that when she went into labor with him, she traveled to a hospital across the border to retain the family's "Mexican nationality."

What a lie. As the son of two Mexican nationals he is automatically a Mexican citizen. No need for his mother to cross the border.

She was probably over there explaining to her pimp how she'd be back at work in a couple of weeks, and then she went into labor.

[BiffSchneider]

"What a lie. As the son of two Mexican nationals he is automatically a Mexican citizen."

Haven't you heard? Anyone born here is automatically a citizen. The fact that she crossed the border says a lot.

"She was probably over there explaining to her pimp how she'd be back at work in a couple of weeks, and then she went into labor."

Way to advance the debate.