[Happygal]

Happygal: You're visiting the US? Cool! I haven't read about any, um... er... "incidents" in the papers so you must be behaving yourself (or covering your tracks really well!) Hehehe.

Actually, I'm in Canada at the moment - the original home of the bearded man by all accounts. And as for behaving myself?...well, umm, erm..it's a bit hard to get up to anything when it's -10 outside! ;-)

[schmelvin]

-10! Yikes! I bundle up like an eskimo when the thermometer hits 50.

So... Your alibi is "Weather Induced Behavior Modification"? I'll have to remember that one next time I'm stirring up loads of trouble in Fargo. LOL!

Sorry, Officer. Couldn't have been me. See the goosebumps? (Shivers for dramatic effect.) Besides, the lampshade on my head doesn't fit the description of the lampshade the perp was wearing at the time. ;-)