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Are you a beardist? (BE SENSITIVE ALERT)
BBC News ^
| November 18, 2002
| BBC News
Posted on 11/18/2002 8:26:04 AM PST by MadIvan
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To: geege
LOL - never thought of that I could use a GOOD nail file!! You know - one that lasts all winter!! He couldn't have a beard in the summer cause its just tooo hot and humid here in NY. I call beards sponges cause the pick up all food particles when they eat. I don't need to wash the table - I can use his beard!
To: mhking
Shouldn't that be, "Hold muh beard and watch this"?
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posted on
11/18/2002 10:03:52 AM PST
by
Gumlegs
To: wimpycat
Bearded Dragons Join Protest!
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posted on
11/18/2002 10:06:04 AM PST
by
Gumlegs
To: MadIvan
A beard is freedom, 3 minutes with the clippers once a month, verses, taking cold steel or a buzzing snake to your neck daily. If god had wanted my face bare, he would have made me a female, with balanced hormones.
To: Gumlegs
The bearded seal says, "Haven't we suffered enough?"
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posted on
11/18/2002 10:12:09 AM PST
by
wimpycat
To: MadIvan; g'nad; Corin Stormhands; rightwingreligiousfanatic; ksen
If anyone were to ask MY opinion, which I note, they're not!....
Pinging some dwarves and men for input.
To: MadIvan
J.E.B Stuart
To: wimpycat
Red-Bearded Bee Eaters have suffered twice ... both for their beards, and for the color of them. Despite the name, Red-Bearded Bee Eaters are apolitical.
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posted on
11/18/2002 10:16:17 AM PST
by
Gumlegs
To: Maceman
Better keep your beard. LOL You don't want your wife to stop shaving her legs cause if that happens she may go to the armpits and that will really gross you out!!
To: HairOfTheDog
you can't beat this fellows beard
LAUNCELOT:
Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.
BRIDGEKEEPER:
What... is your name?
LAUNCELOT:
My name is 'Sir Launcelot of Camelot'.
BRIDGEKEEPER:
What... is your quest?
LAUNCELOT:
To seek the Holy Grail.
BRIDGEKEEPER:
What... is your favourite colour?
LAUNCELOT:
Blue.
BRIDGEKEEPER:
Right. Off you go.
LAUNCELOT:
Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.
To: HairOfTheDog; g'nad; Corin Stormhands; rightwingreligiousfanatic
Hhmmmm, you don't see fairies, er, I mean Elves with beards.....
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posted on
11/18/2002 10:27:37 AM PST
by
ksen
To: Gumlegs
Well, how do you think the Bornean bearded pig feels?
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posted on
11/18/2002 10:28:49 AM PST
by
wimpycat
To: ksen
Hey! This is a dwarf bash... not an elf-bash!
To: MadIvan
Our dog is a Jack Russell and she has a beard!
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posted on
11/18/2002 10:34:22 AM PST
by
ruoflaw
To: wimpycat
Drier than a bearded scorpionfish, probably.
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posted on
11/18/2002 10:39:47 AM PST
by
Gumlegs
To: MadIvan
Ooo errr, nothing like a man with facial hair.
So much testosterone ;-)
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posted on
11/18/2002 10:43:05 AM PST
by
Happygal
To: HairOfTheDog; ksen
All I know is, this guy should shave his pitiful excuse for a beard.... He'd look a lot more "kingly"...
To: HairOfTheDog; ksen; Corin Stormhands; g'nad
Now if we could just get those Hobbit Women to shave their feet....
To: rightwingreligiousfanatic
True enough.... he would look more kingly without the scruff... but there is just not a lot of opportunity to shave when you are out wandering the wilds... The life of a king in exile is tough!
To: wimpycat
Another exception to the rule! ;-)
Swoon!;-)
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posted on
11/18/2002 10:48:07 AM PST
by
Happygal
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