[The Great RJ]

If Mondale had been elected in 1984:

*President Gore announced today that the Fed would again increase interest rates now at a record 30%.

*Smuggling of gasoline and cigarettes has increased drastically since both were banned 5 years ago.

*Parts of the Midwest were being evacuated to Florida as a record spell of cloudy weather obscured the solar collectors supplying electricity to the region. Normal winter winds were coming increasingly at odd hours making the back up windmill generators less effective. Many residents were forced to defy the ban on burning wood or fossil fuels to keep from freezing during the first cold snap of the winter.

*The Iraqi Army of Liberation continues to occupy most of the east coast of the United States and despite the terms of the UN treaty Saddam Hussain has ordered the forced deportation of Jews to "indoctrination" camps.

[Burkeman1]

Your post is a little funny. But Jews in Iraq do happen to exist as do Christians. And both are allowed to worship freely- unlike most other "allied" arab nations we are trying to get behind an Iraqi war.