What would Jesus drive? gas-guzzling Americans are asked [MEGA GUARDIAN BARF ALERT]

The Guardian ^ | November 14, 2002 | Oliver Burkeman

[Aliska]

I doubt Jesus would drive anything. He could bilocate anywhere he wanted to go. He only rode a donkey to fulfill prophecy.

[Texas_Jarhead]

stupid and inane

[ConservativeMan55]

Bwahahahaha!!
Where is that sign that says thanks to the Environmentalists for making the 2002 fire season all it could be? LOL!

[da_toolman]

Kinda bugs me that someone would take advantage of God to promote their own ideals... hey wait a minute, sounds like some other folks I know of.

Meanwhile, I think I'll go for a ride in the Raminator.

[KarlInOhio]

He had 12 apostles to drag around. I see a big Winnebago.

[ZOOKER]

His Father's Oldsmobile?

[Brett66]

Preferably with a 455!

[WorkingClassFilth]

Oh for Christ's sake. What's next? What Jesus do for his diet? Sportswear? Software?

This is the reverse syndrome of those who would claim Christ for marketing their crap.

I wish we lived in the time of Elijah.

[PhilipFreneau]

"What Would Jesus Drive?

Anything he wants to. Maybe a BMW.

[PhilipFreneau]

I can't picture Jesus driving an SUV, because only A$$#O!E$ drive SUVs.

I assume you cannot afford an SUV.

[clintonh8r]

I assume she isn't old enough to drive.

[Kryptonite]

[Camber-G]

Very nice !
I can see Jesus in something like that ... something old, used ... but still classy. And cherry ! No matter what Jesus drives, it'd have to be cherry !

[Welsh Rabbit]

I'm not sure what he would drive, but seeing as he knew of his fate on the cross, he probably wouldn't have been as much concerned with the Consumer Safety Report in buying a vehicle as I am.

[SantosLHalper]

Well let's see. A single man living in a rural area, a carpenter. My guess would be a big pick up truck. (Courtesy of Jay Leno.)

[CougarGA7]

I think he would drive whatever he wanted. Since he can turn water into wine, I'm sure he can change just about anything into gasoline.

[MotleyGirl70]

I can't picture Jesus driving an SUV, because only A$$#O!E$ drive SUVs.

Why don't you tell us what you really think! Hope you understand you just insulted a whooooole bunch of SUV driving FReepers. Hope you have flame suit on.