LOL - well I think we can agree on that! The second ME crash actually was so bad it corrupted the 2000 install. Had to rebuild both.
Most of the work I do is word processing, network diagrams and presentations. Most of the stuff comes in from the clients only to be consumed by me. Thus when I respond, I create from scratch or cut and paste from the client documents. I have had very little problem with StarOffice. Though there was on spreadsheet that gave me some trouble a year ago.
Tivo emulator software??? Sounds interesting. Can you provide a link?