[Billy_bob_bob]

Ed Windows wants you to think he is a normal person like everybody else. But does everybody else WORSHIP SATAN? Ed Windows has been a Satanist his whole life. But you would expect that from someone who eats babies.

Ed Windows; Satan Worshiper, Baby Eater. The choice is yours.

[Norman Conquest]

Joe Linux. What's with the dopey smile on that penguin of his?

Penguin sex. It's a formal affair with Joe Linux and his "longtime companion," Tux.