[Billy_bob_bob]

Congressman Ed Windows has been spreading LIES about Joe Linux. But why shouldn't he? Since Ed Windows EATS BABIES for breakfast every day, he certainly won't have a problem with lying about his opponent. Remember, Joe Linux LOVES babies, he doesn't EAT them. Call Ed Windows and ask him when he is going to stop eating babies.

[Norman Conquest]

Why won't Joe Linux vote to stop homeless people urinating in our streets? Voter testimonial: "Public urination? That's disgusting!"

Joe Linux. Public urination.

(No kidding, this was a real ad in NYC this month, against state senator Liz Kreuger.)