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Over-stimulated sailors cause security scare on plane (doing WHAT in the WHERE!?)
ABC News (Australia) Online ^
| 11.13.02
Posted on 11/14/2002 10:08:05 AM PST by mhking
Wednesday, November 13, 2002. Posted: 09:58:05 (AEDT)
Over-stimulated sailors cause security scare on plane
Three airline passengers who had taken turns locking themselves in the toilet before take-off have caused a terrorism alert that got them thrown off the flight, even though it became clear they had only been relieving sexual urges.
Airport officials in Paris say the three men were sailors returning to their homes in the central Pacific nation of Kiribati, after a long spell at sea.
They had initially aroused the suspicion of staff on their flight to Hong Kong, when documents they were carrying appeared to relate to the September 11 attacks.
The men then further aroused suspicion when they each visited the plane's toilets, even before it took off.
Police eventually discovered the documents contained pornographic material.
The aircraft's captain then refused to let the men travel on his flight.
TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Extended News; Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: australia; holdmuhbeeralert
"Not on MY flight you don't!"
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posted on
11/14/2002 10:08:05 AM PST
by
mhking
To: Howlin; Ed_NYC; MonroeDNA; widgysoft; Springman; FreedomPoster; Timesink; AntiGuv; ...
"Hold muh beer 'n watch this!" PING....If you want on or off this list, please let me know!
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posted on
11/14/2002 10:08:20 AM PST
by
mhking
To: mhking
"Pulling" a Clinton, so to speak.
To: mhking
Spank terrorism--not your monkey!
To: mhking
"They're blind! They're blind!
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posted on
11/14/2002 10:14:42 AM PST
by
Vidalia
To: mhking
What a sticky situation to be in.
To: mhking
French sailors or sailors of the Religion of Piece?
To: mhking
the use of the word "aroused" was used quite often in this article.
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posted on
11/14/2002 10:17:13 AM PST
by
smith288
To: mhking
Rosie and her daughters were in there too it seems.
Nam Vet
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posted on
11/14/2002 10:20:06 AM PST
by
Nam Vet
To: mhking
They must have received the Janet Reno/Hillary Clinton edition of Playboy. They went into the bathroom to puke.
To: Tijeras_Slim
I think you are on to something here. Just as "clymer" is now a euphemism for a particular anatomical part, "clinton" can now have it's rightful, and appropriate, part as well.
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posted on
11/14/2002 10:26:07 AM PST
by
jdub
To: mhking
I doubt that much will come of this.
To: connectthedots
Oh come on.
To: mhking
wankers
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posted on
11/14/2002 10:38:43 AM PST
by
j_tull
To: mhking
I swung to the left and swung to the right,
Way! Hey! Blow the man down!
But he was a guy who sure knew how to fight,
None of my blows could blow the man down.
To: mhking
I've never read any airline regulations stating that this is prohibited on an airplane. Next time they should just take a stewardess in there with them. :)
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posted on
11/14/2002 10:44:22 AM PST
by
zingzang
To: mhking
when documents they were carrying appeared to relate to the September 11 attacks...Police eventually discovered the documents contained pornographic material. To a near-sighted security guard the cover only looked like the World Trade Center...
To: mhking
Hold muh beer 'n watch this! Awwwkkk! I'm not holding his anything, and I for sure don't want to watch.
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