482. Derek Rainy New York, NY Mike in '04!
481. Editor Please note that it is a crime to slander or libel another person and that this man has already been reported to the authorities. The signatures will be removed shortly and his ISP will be blocked from this petition.
480. Editor The last 80 or so signatures were signed by the same man. He has been traced and it turns out he is actually a resident of a mental institution in Texas. He seems to spend large portions of his day tied to a chair and littering similar petitions with the same nonsense. The only thing we can hope for is that this poor man makes a speedy and healthy recovery. The petition has only been in effect for a few moths and has garnered over 300 legitimate signatures which will be tallied and placed onto a roster. The signatures from mental patients and other sociopaths will not be included...so sign away!
"Editor" seems massively clueless, which is not wholly unexpected.
"Authorities": Yes ma'am, what can I do for you?"Editor": Someone signed my Michael Moore petition on Petitiononline as Iam Stupid of Parkton, NC!
"Authorities": Yeah?
"Editor": And Ophelia Payne of Chappaqua, NY!
"Authorities": Bwwahahahahaha!
LMMFAO. Whatta complete moron. Slander and Libel are civil issues - there's nothing "criminal" about them. What "authorities" have been notified of this "crime?"
I'm gonna sign this thing about fifty times with detailed descriptions of Michael Moore raping goats.