[Cicero]

What a bunch of pseudoscientific nonsense. Has anybody seen a plague of frogs or a plague of locusts accompany any volcanic eruption in the past five hundred years? Or staffs turn into serpents? What morons these secular sons of the Enlightenment can be.

[blam]

Well, there are bushes in the desert there that will spontaneously combust, so... (They've seen a burning bush)