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Lord, wouldn't it be nice if Boxer had a sudden compulsion to teach Jitterbug, Foxtrot or square dancing in a mine field?

Or maybe an addiction to Betel nut until her mouth no longer functioned?

How about hoof and mouth disease?

Or athelete's feet of the gums?

A tongue-ectomy ought to improve her looks a lot.

Maybe leprosy with assistants running before her shouting "UNCLEAN!" "UNCLEAN!"

Maybe someone could hide some superglue in her lipstick.

It would be really wonderful if she suddenly developed an allergy to the media.

Maybe fire ants will suddenly find her back and front yards and African bees all her fruit trees.

Maybe she could take a vacation to Australia and certain spiders there take up residence in her shoe boxes.

Alzheimer's is pretty common, isn't she overdue?

I suppose it's remotely possible that she'll want to inspect the war on Iraq and some bright patriot will keel haul her for treason.

It's a pity she probably won't volunteer for target practice as . . .

In the mean-time, Lord, how about making sure that all her dirty socks are stored in her vast oral cavity between washings? /ornery-ness