Posted on 11/11/2002 8:32:22 AM PST by doug from upland
She goes out to shop in a black limousine
And has a sense of value that is really keen
She's quite a shopper, it will never fail
She knows how to create her own 2 for 1 sale
Winona Ryder…Winona Ryder
She'll stuff some goodies down into her bag
And then she'll take some scissors to cut off a tag
She pays for some and then heads for the door
And she wishes she would have stolen some more
Winona Ryder…Winona Ryder
Winona Ryder…(Winona Ryder)
She's done this before and she is finally caught
The whole store we know that she could have bought
She is on the news just like a fem fatale
The only person sicker must be Gore Vidal
Winona Ryder…Winona Ryder
The jig is up…a lawyer she will need
She will call a real scumbag, yes indeed
It's a Clinton buttboy named Mark Garragos
From his B.S. the jury's gone comatose
Winona Ryder…Winona Ryder
Winona Ryder…(Winona Ryder)
Winona Ryder…(Winona Ryder)
Winona Ryder…(Winona Ryder)
Winona Ryder…(Winona Ryder)
Winona Ryder…(Winona Ryder)
Winona Ryder…(Winona Ryder)
Winona Ryder…(Winona Ryder)
Winona Ryder…(Winona Ryder)
Excellent.
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