[Billthedrill]

At Campbell's Cedar Crest home, deputies found the front and back porches were covered with honey and jam and the doorknobs were covered in butter, found the internal organs and fur of a small animal in the garage, and discovered the burnt remains of two domestic cats. Deputies found Campbell naked in a closet in his home.

Trained law enforcement officers know to look for these subtle behavioral clues...

[Cogadh na Sith]

What flavor of jam do you prefer to prevent the shapeshifters from entering?