[frodolives]

You flatlanders are adorable! The horror of a porcupine! Good thing it wasn't a real interesting Idaho animal, like a bear or cougar.

But thanks for the cute story.

[Darksheare]

Well.... seeing a porcupine for the first time...
...pin-cushion-pig there kinda looks like Hillary with a GOOD hair day, and about as much personality to boot.

Now, seeing an armadillo... that little nightmare looks like living roadkill, squeeks, snuffles, and can jump four foot vertical. And he's got this nice Armani leather suit going for him.
And did I mention that his toenails make a mess out of your freshly waxed barracks floor?

[Bernard Marx]

Good thing it wasn't a real interesting Idaho animal, like a bear or cougar.

I'm originally from Idaho and the most "interesting" animal I encountered there was a skunk. It was caught in one of my Dad's traps and it saw us coming first... we nearly wiped out the tomato juice supply in Bingham County that day.