Posted on 11/07/2002 8:04:47 PM PST by doug from upland
Edited on 11/07/2002 8:57:35 PM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]
It's 5 November in 2002
The RATS thought in the Senate that the right wing would be through
The Sinkmaster was out there…he campaigned in many towns
Tell me when will we be finally through with that big red-nosed clown
They never saw the tsunami that would hit 'em
They couldn't get their message out no matter how they tried
Though big mouth Terry said that he would get 'em
Before the night was over he was thinking suicide
Sununu had started it as he waxed Jean Shaheen
She had screamed and then she held her breath until she's turnin' green
And then we swept Georgia as we're really on a roll
The bladders of the RATS they could no longer quite control
They never saw the tsunami that would hit 'em
They couldn't get their message out no matter how they tried
Though big mouth Terry said that he would get 'em
Before the night was over he was thinking suicide
Our House hero Lindsey pulled ahead and won the fight
Liddy Dole had posted numbers that were really out of sight
Jeb came through big time…Jesse flew into a rage
And just like Reno'd done before him, McBride passed out on the stage
They never saw the tsunami that would hit 'em
They couldn't get their message out no matter how they tried
Though big mouth Terry said that he would get 'em
Before the night was over he was thinking suicide
Well, the NOW gang was screaming abortion was over
And the Greenies had cried that all the Earth would be destroyed
I guess George Bush isn't really so stupid
He'd beaten all the tricks that his detractors had employed
Move to Colorado…it's protected well by Wayne
Cornyn snuffed out loser Kirk…and Talent's causing them such pain
When Fritz lost Minnesota, his world record's really great
The ancient warrior lost his butt in every single state
They never saw the tsunami that would hit 'em
They couldn't get their message out no matter how they tried
Though big mouth Terry said that he would get 'em
Before the night was over he was thinking suicide
Well, the NOW gang was screaming abortion was over
And the Greenies had cried that all the Earth would be destroyed
I guess George Bush isn't really so stupid
He'd beaten all the tricks that his detractors had employed
To all: I forgot to add Talent in the original, and it was changed per my request. I hope Jean Carnahan is pleased. Hey, we kicked butt on two RAT Jeans --- Carhahan and Shaheen.
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