Posted on 11/07/2002 10:36:10 AM PST by Willie Green
Edited on 04/13/2004 2:02:38 AM PDT by Jim Robinson. [history]
The assistant basketball coach at an Indiana County high school was taken to a Pittsburgh hospital after falling 30 feet from a tree stand while hunting Wednesday afternoon.
Jason Kuzemchak, 24, of Clymer RD2, was transported by medical helicopter to Allegheny General Hospital after being rescued by Cherryhill Township firefighters and Citizen's Ambulance Service personnel from a heavily wooded area on his father's farm along Spaulding Road.
(Excerpt) Read more at pittsburghlive.com ...
Don't be a Clymer.
Please practice safe hunting.
And good luck getting that 12-point buck!
ROTFL the punniest headline of the day
A Hunting We Will Go
A hunting we will go, a hunting we will go
Heigh ho, the dairy-o, a hunting we will go
A hunting we will go, a hunting we will go
We'll catch a fox and put him in a box
And then we'll let him goA hunting we will go, a hunting we will go
Heigh ho, the dairy-o, a hunting we will go
A hunting we will go, a hunting we will go
We'll catch a fish and put him on a dish
And then we'll let him goA hunting we will go, a hunting we will go
Heigh ho, the dairy-o, a hunting we will go
A hunting we will go, a hunting we will go
We'll catch a bear and cut his hair
And then we'll let him goA hunting we will go, a hunting we will go
Heigh ho, the dairy-o, a hunting we will go
A hunting we will go, a hunting we will go
We'll catch a pig and dance a little jig
And then we'll let him goA hunting we will go, a hunting we will go
Heigh ho, the dairy-o, a hunting we will go
A hunting we will go, a hunting we will go
We'll catch a giraffe and make him laugh
And then we'll let him go
With all respect to my native W. Pa friends in Clymer.
The name is also that of a liberal reporter that Dubya called an @$$hole during the campaign (when he thought the microphone was turned off)
Since then, "Clymer" has become a synonym with @$$hole.
But what the devil s a "kuzoomchak?"
Is it like the sound he made hitting the ground, or what? Or is it like the Indiana version of the Richter Scale?
"Whoa feel that, Lester? Had to be a least 6 kazoomchaks!"
Doe, a deer, a female deer
Ray, a drop of golden sun
Me a name I call myself
Far, a long long way to run
Sew, a needle pulling thread
La, a note to follow sew
Tea, I drink with jam and bread
That will bring us back to ... oh oh oh
Doe, a deer, a female deer...
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