[LibKill]

Yeah but I hope the old codger went to Hell for not offering us any.

That's a little tackey. No, that's really crude.

If Ben Franklin had met you in a Philedelphia Tavern, he would have bought you a beer, invited you to sit down and would have engaged you in a spirited discussion of the issues of the day.

In my opinion you have failed in your crude attempt at humor.

Go spank yourself.

[AppyPappy]

Have a beer and lighten up. We don't need any more prudes around here.

[Temple Owl]

What do you hear about Ben Franklin and Betsy Ross? Is it really true?