[tomkow6]

Today's FEEBLE attempt at humor:

It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies:

The Japanese eat relatively little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The Japanese drink relatively little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The Italians drink generous amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and other fatty foods and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

[Severa]

Good morning from VA Beach!

Hey our home (NAS Oceana) and Jas's workplace (NAS Norfolk) are being honored today. Coolness. Wish the weather was better here *grumbles* Been cool and rainy the past few days.

And yes, I did get to go out and vote yesterday. My friend was nice enough to watch my kids while I went two miles down the street to the polling place. 4pm and no line whatsoever. I was out of there in 10 minutes.

Kids are doing fine. Jas is looking forward to the end of Sonar Sup school on Fri. I'm holding up ok. Preop is this Fri, same day we get cable installed. *L* Gonna be a busy weekend it seems.

Have a great day everyone!

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

LOL! Very funny! Thanks for that...now get in the tub. ; )