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The Real Mondale
American Prowler ^
| 11/5/02
| The Washington Prowler
Posted on 11/05/2002 8:15:26 AM PST by Callahan
THE REAL MONDALE
According to a longtime Washington political insider, word from Minnesota is that Walter Mondale last spring commissioned private polls to determine how well he'd do in a primary against Sen. Paul Wellstone.
TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Politics/Elections; US: Minnesota
KEYWORDS: mondale; wellstone
Hmmm...my original tin-foil hat theory was that left-wing columnist and sheep-molester Ted Rall sabotaged Paul Wellstone's plane in order to frame President Bush at the behest of Hollywood liberal Barbra Streisand who was in turn was acting on orders from a cabal of lesbian radic-lib interior decorators controlled by none other than the Red Queen herself, Hillary Clinton. All in attempt to win the love of Cuban dictator Fidel Castrol, who she has cloned in a secret DNC labratory. This new evidence suggest that Fritz Mondale may have acted alone.
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posted on
11/05/2002 8:15:26 AM PST
by
Callahan
To: Callahan
You can see it in his eyes...
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posted on
11/05/2002 8:16:57 AM PST
by
js1138
To: js1138
No wonder Mondull looked so jovial during the Wellstone "memorial service" - Wellstone's death gave him his chance. I hate DemocRATS.
To: Callahan
![](http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20021105/capt.1036512691.senate_mondale_ses101.jpg)
Hmmmm. They told me who to vote for in this senate race. What was his name?
To: michigander
"I thinks it's time to change my Depends."
To: Callahan
LOL. Occam's Razor bears fruit once again....
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posted on
11/05/2002 8:33:55 AM PST
by
eureka!
To: clintonh8r
Poor Fritz. Ninety-five percent of his energy is spent controlling his bodily functions. Please don't drool on the voting machinery.
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posted on
11/05/2002 8:35:44 AM PST
by
Callahan
To: clintonh8r
I think if you slapped Fritz on the back of his head, dust would fly off his eyeballs.
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posted on
11/05/2002 8:37:48 AM PST
by
Callahan
To: All
To: michigander
I saw the Mondale shaking hands as he kept pointing during the debate. His stuttering over the abortion answer of his opponent was unreal. Anyone else catch that exchange on abortion?
To: Callahan
Hey freeps, I went to the poles this morning in St. Paul, my district is heavy Dem and the line was as long as I have ever seen before, but then I took my kid to school in heavy Rep Mendota Hieghts, poles looked very busy there too, this is going to be a tight race! go Norm!
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posted on
11/05/2002 8:58:06 AM PST
by
7beuties
To: Callahan
Is this the "lone nut" theory?
To: 7beuties
Hey freeps, I went to the poles this morning in St. Paul, my district is heavy Dem and the line was as long as I have ever seen before,...Tell me, 7beuties, how did St. Paul feel about Coleman as Mayor? Didn't he serve two terms? Could be good for Normie.
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posted on
11/05/2002 9:25:53 AM PST
by
woofer
To: Callahan
Ahha but how do you know that this is the "real" Fritz Mondale and not some sort of weird slightly moldy clone?....or that this present "Mondale" is not part of "Project Monarch" subset of "Operation Paperclip" and that the current "Fritzie" isnt an MK Ultra stand in....in Witch case a certain encrusted pantsuit wearing JR Senator from NY has gotten her ultimate femanazi dream fufilled....her hands on the "remote control"
To: woofer
Well woofer, I'll tell you this downtown St. Paul used to be the butt of local jokes about ghost town, how they rolled up the streets at 8 then Coleman ran as a conservative dem against a dem cant remember his name but he was friends with terrorist Kathlene Solia(thats not a joke its true)any way to make a long story short Norm defects to Rep party because he didnt want to celabrate gay, lez, bi and trans day brings NHL and software co. to town gets 2dn term, downtown is hopping, property values are way up all over city. then he loses Gov bid to you know who. do you want any more detials let me know . p.s. his wife is hot !
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posted on
11/05/2002 9:59:36 AM PST
by
7beuties
To: 7beuties
p.s. his wife is hot !Kewl! Last I lived in St. Paul (Snelling and Ford) he was running, I think for his first shot as mayor (1991), but he had served on the City Council I believe. He was a cool guy then, as opposed to my councilwoman, Paula MacAbee (of Paul and Paula one hit wonder fame). Thanks for the answer and superflorous info.
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posted on
11/05/2002 10:21:37 AM PST
by
woofer
To: woofer
Norm was a prosecutor with the D. A. before he ran for mayor and his boss was A.G. Skip HHH 3rd .
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posted on
11/05/2002 10:32:28 AM PST
by
7beuties
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