[TX Bluebonnet]

On a lighter note: I used to have a skunk under my house that I never actually saw. I knew it was there because my cat got sprayed a couple of time.

Its motto: I stink, therefore I am.

By the way, don't ever try to bathe a cat in tomato juice. Your bathroom will end up looking like a scene from "Psycho"

[murdoog]

don't ever try to bathe a cat in tomato juice. Your bathroom will end up looking like a scene from "Psycho"

Political analysis, philosophical discussion, and handy household hints all on one site. That's what keeps me coming back here.

[RooRoobird14]

I couldn't make it through all 400+ posts (so sorry if someone else has posted something similar......)

I liked Monty Python's version of Descarte--ala their "University of Wallamaroo Philosphy Department Drinking Song":

"Immanual Kant was a real piss ant

Who could drink you under the table

Heidegger, Heidegger was a drunken beggar

Who was very rarely stable........"

(can't remember all the words, but loved this line):

"Rene Descarte was a drunken fart

I drink, therefore I am!!!!"

[Dionysius]

"I stink. therefore I am!"

I think you have hit upon every Frenchman's philosophical set-piece.